You’ve had some naughty days this week, and now your gonna pay. Get out all your spanking implements now and put them on the kitchen table. Pull down your pants and underwear; on punishment day, I expect naughty boys to spend the whole day with their underwear pulled down to their knees.
It’s Friday: time to get the bare-bottom chastisement you deserve!
Confess to Miss Jessica your naughty misdeeds (by adding a comment to this blog post) and I’ll assign you a self spanking punishment that fits the crime.
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Hi Miss Jessica, I have been masturbating a lot lately and it has been getting in the way of my productivity. I also blew up on my friends mom while she was at my house. I don’t know if you feel I need two assignments but I will do whatever you suggest.
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That’s unacceptable – give yourself at least 10 hard swats!
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I went to a ladys house to work on drier, clothes all over , including panties , took two pairs of them one ladys black boy shorts other orange bikini her daughters., bikinis too small for lady so had to be her daughters pair.
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Ok
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Hi , I’ve been late from some lessons this weeek and had an argument with my parents
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ok.
Family is important: go grab a hair brush, give yourself 15 strokes on your bare ass and report back.
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Hi Miss Jessica, I have been masturbating a lot. I also failed to do a lot of homework which earned me a D.
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What! Don’t touch your dick for the next three days, and now go kneel down, head on the ground, 20 swats at once!
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Miss Jessica
I gave myself 20 swats with my heavy wooden paddle.
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Good.
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Hi miss Jessica I’ve been faking sick at school and I feel that you could tell me how to deal with this
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Faking sick at school is severe misbehaviour.
20 swats right before going to bed the next three days. You’re supposed to go to school!
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Dear Miss Jessica:
I have not been naughty, but every Saturday my ex-wife would take me across her knee for a maintenance. We are divorced now and I have no one to continue that tradition. What should I do?
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Hm, good question.
What about getting a Disciplinarian?
Try looking for someone in your area.
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Thank you for your advise. I’m the one who you gave spanking instructions to for not doing my domestic chores and I thank you for that guidance. I can not bring myself to go to a pro Domme. Instead, I am hoping to meet a woman who, with Skype, will supervise her directives and guide me through a proper paddling. I hope you approve and are not offended. I would still ask for your advise, if you will still accept me.
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Hello Ms. Jessica- Here are my misdeeds for the week. I called in sick to work for 2 days when I was not sick so I could have a 4 day weekend. Also, when I got back to work a job duty I was supposed to do I never did But ended up lying and saying my client was not returning my calls when in actuality I never called at all. Please assign me proper instructions for these misdeeds. I look forward to your response. Thanks.
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Calling in sick would be my style, too… 😉 but in your case it’s just plain procrastination. You need a thorough lesson. 30 swats with a long range implement on your ass today and tomorrow. Call the client on monday and if you have not done it by the evening 40 swats on your bum!
Report back.
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I tried lieing to my teacher about a missing assignment
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Hello Ms jessica I haven’t been doing my chores I haven’t followed my bedtime and I have lied to my mom about going to a party and I smoked a cigarette and belive I need a severe punishment for what I have done it have a belt and a hairbrush I’m sorry Ms jessica
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Hello miss Jessica
I have been lying to everyone saying I have stopped smoking when in fact I have still been smoking. I have been sneaking around and being devious because of this. I have also been masterbating a lot recently. Please set me a punishment. I have set out a wooden spoon a belt and a switch.
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Use the wooden spoon for some 80 swats. After all, it should be painful. Do the same in case of any further relapses, and report back.
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Thankyou missJessica
Punishment has been administered.
My behind is now rosy red.
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You’re welcome!
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Hello miss Jessica
I have been lying to everyone recently saying I have stopped smoking when in fact I have still been smoking. This has lead to a lot of sneaking around and devious behavior. I have also been masterbating a lot lately. I have laid out a wooden spoon a belt and a switch. Please give me a punishment I richly deserve.
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It’s in the other comment.
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I am a girl who is a brat I cuss alot.I masterbate alot but the other day I punched my sister in the face
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No woman I know would write like that…
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Well I am a girl how should I punish myself
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Baby girl You ought to get the same thing as us naughty boys for doing what you did, 50 with strap or brush to your bare butt , soap in my in corner 30 minutes for cussing , and your palm of hands smack good each 15 times for hitting your sister with a strap. Prissy
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For what?
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Wooden spoon on bare butt ,and sit spots ,25 each cheek to start with , maybe a belt if you been real naughty
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I don’t have a strap
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Use a brush or belt on yourself and hands young lady
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Good advice ! You can also refer to the guide.
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Um may you email me at jasminemorrison289@gmail.com
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Dear Miss Jessica,
I’ve had about 7 beers last Friday 1/13 and Sunday 1/15 about 6 or 7 when I went out and watched the football games. I posted this on the “Accountability Hurts” section but this section might be better. I have a hairbrush, bath brush and thick rubber strap with holes to use when my punishment is determined. I work during the day M-F therefore I only have the evenings and all day Saturday.
I wish to be held accountable and will accept and administer the spanking or spankings you think I deserve for my infractions.
Mike
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… and your punishment has been ordered in the accountability section. Time for discipline!
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Miss Jessica,
I’m have to confess that I haven’t given myself the additional 70 swats for excess drinking that you sentenced me to. I know that I should have spanked myself sooner.
I also went out after work and had more beers than I should have.
Saturday I will confine myself to my home, I will not leave all day.
I will give myself the 70 licks with the bath brush.
I will also give myself any additional licks that you would like to add
for not administering my spanking when instructed to do so. This could be with the hairbrush, bath brush or rubber strap.
Also I will give myself an additional spanking for sometime later in the day for going out and drinking. This could also be with the hairbrush bath brush or rubber strap.
I’m sorry and I deserve the most severe punishment that you think will teach me a lesson.
With eyes lowered to the floor,
Mike C
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.. 70 swats with the bath brush sounds adequate – until Wednesday daily, however.
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Miss Jessica,
I have given myself 70 swats with the wooden bath brush this morning. Since I was two days late in my spanking, two hours after the first spanking I gave myself an additional 70 swats with the bath brush. Since it was two days I will add another 70 swats in an hour.
I hope this will be a proper punishment for last weeks behavior.
I still have to pay for my excess drinking of two days ago. Last week you commanded me to give myself 100 swats plus the additional swats for the number of beers.
I don’t know what you think I deserve, I’m sure it will be at least as severe if not more.
Would 125 swats with the rubber strap be sufficient for the initial punishment, or would that be letting me off easy. Also would additional swats with the hair brush or bath brush be required.
I await your decision.
Mike C
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100 sounds about right. Use the hair brush.
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Miss Jessica,
The 100 swats with a hair brush have been administered. Going forward what should my punishment be when I mess up and drink too much. Because of this I sometimes fall behind on my household chores, like washing the dishes, sweeping the floor or cleaning the bathroom and bedroom. Can you suggest a punishment that might motivate me to improve my behavior. Maybe scheduled spankings that would remind me to be responsible. I would appreciate your input.
Thank you Ma’am
Mike C
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I suggest you you use your hand for an additional 70 swats, so you feel something!
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Hi Miss Jessica,
I didn’t do good, I not only haven’t done any household chores this weekend, I didn’t follow your instructions to give myself 70 swats. To make matters worse I went out and had a few beers. I don’t know what to do with myself. I don’t know what punishment would learn me the self discipline that I need, nothing would be too severe.
Sorry, I fucked up.
Mike C
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… and that’s why some 50 swats every day until Thursday are in order!
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Miss Jessica,
For the last four days I have bared my bottom for 50 swats with the bath brush or the rubber strap/paddle. It really stung. Was that punishment sufficient or do I need additional spankings for this offense? For any additional infractions will my discipline be more severe? Do you think any maintenance spankings are in order to keep me focused?
Mike C
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Miss I’m sorry but I skipped class every few days and I lied to my teachers about where I was I was out drinking
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200 swats today, tomorrow and on Monday! I want it to hurt!
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What are you going to use 200 perday for the next three days ,
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The hairbrush! Have you done them?
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Hopefully some one gets a lot of smacks
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Yes, you! 100 now as a reminder spanking!
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Yex me too 150 total with paddle and bathbrush
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Good!
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Yes last Saturday got 150 bare with half with paddle and half with bath brush. Bruises on thighs and butt
Sissy dave
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That’s good. I order you another 100 swats the coming Saturday. Maintenance discipline ! Mistress
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Yes Mam
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Ma’am, this isn’t a confession, but more a documentation of my most recent punishment (Today) I have been feeling like I needed to be punished (a whole lot of little things all rolled together. I started with a very soapy and very warm 2 quart enema taken with a douche nozzle and in the diaper changing position. It was very filling and very cramping. Instead of releasing I inserted a tampon and began spanking myself with every item I have. I don’t know how many spanks I received, but I do know I was at it for 5 minutes. My bottom is very red and hot. I do have a picture or 2 of my bottom as proof. Where should I send them Ma’am?
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My email address is in the book – please send them there. I also order you a maintenance spanking: 50 swats with bath brush – I believe you lack a serious spanking.
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I apologize Ma’am, but I am not sure what book you are referring. Thank you for my maintenance spanking, I too believe I am in dire need of one. I will add another 25 swats for not knowing where to send pictures.
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I was referring to the Guide to Self SPanking (it should be on the side bar, if you’re not on a mobile device.) Have you completed the punishment?
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Ma’am, my maintenance spanking is finished. I warmed myself up with a brisk hand spanking before moving on to 75 with my large bath brush. When I bared myself this morning I noticed some bruising from yesterdays spanking. Please assign my a weekly maintenance spanking or a more through one if you deem necessary.
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… Your next maintenance spanking is due on Sunday, with the same amount of swats, this time use a paddle (it should sting more). I expect your pictures by then as well!
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Good afternoon Ma’am. I felt I needed another punishment session. Today I decided to clean out both ends. I made up 2 quarts of very soapy water and filled my trusty enema bag. I took the used bar of Ivory soap and lathered up a washcloth. I put the douche nozzle in one end and shoved the very soapy cloth in my mouth. There it remained until all the soapy water was inside. All in all the whole thing took me about 5 minutes. The soap tasted awful. I gaged several times and almost took the cloth out of my mouth, but breathing through my nose helped. I rinsed and released. This was over 2 hours ago and I can still taste Ivory soap, but I feel I learned my lesson. What followed was a 5 minute session with my bath brush.
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Good! The abhorrent taste should be a lesson to you!
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I procrastinated on the final project of the quarter, and had to turn it in late
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For procrastinaation I usually recommend getting the guide. Have you read it.
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I’ve started smoking again and haven’t told my wife I guess I’m being sneaky
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It’s hard not to at work with every body smoking I work in a steel plant with long hours
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… 50 swats for you and 15 minutes corner time! That’s a beginner punishment, I expect you to behave better.
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I used the belt and it hurts but I’m still doing bad not sure what to do
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Continue using it! It’s supposed to hurt, you need to suffer!
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Im sorry I have been naughty i have yelled at my stepsister making her cry and i have failed two test as i do online school
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Again?
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Yes miss Jessica im very sorry for my repeat behavior i hqve been really nice and well behaved for the past 3 weeks and i have apologized she forgave me byt i still feel guilty what should my punishment be i have a extension cord,belt,hand,and paddle
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Mrs Jessica I have been naughty again I have disrespected my stepdad and i have failed my final exam please punish my naughty bottom
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Hi Naughty Hanna no offense girl! But i think you need to start studying a lot harder! you tend to fail a tad wayyy too many tests! and exams. Your home School and pearents! or whatever need to be working something out for you a hell lot better as well as keeping up with Miss Jessicas routine. At least you have some control in your life you naughty girl. Kind Regards Joel.
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Hi Mrs Jessica, I’ve been masturbate too much, almost every day, and I think this is a bad vicious.
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It is. 150 swats in the face. Everyone should see it tomorrow!
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I have not cleaned my house all week my fiance keeps telling me too and I just watch movies a d play my video games when he yelled at me I saud whatever.
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Go stand in the corner for at least an hour! Then, serve him! You know what I mean!
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Miss Jessica, I’ve been putting money into a cherry machine and losing my paycheck in them. What assignment do you give out for mismanagement of money. Please Reply
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She usually says 50 hard seats with hairbrush 50 with belt 30 with hand 1 hour corner time
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She usually says 50 hard seats with hairbrush 50 with belt 30 with hand 1 hour corner time
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Hi Mrs I have been very naughty I stole from family I lied and I yelled at them pls I will do whatever you say I also faked sick to have people wait on me
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Oh goy!
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Miss Jessica,
I’m 53 and I run wild , until I know I need a spanking to settle down and spank myself with a coat hanger whip on my bare bum. I surely give 50swats to my bare bum and a lecture, but I need you to make me do it more than I do it.
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Miss Jessica,
I yelled and swore at my teacher and also threw my teachers phone away,I’m sorry but I was frustrated at my exam stress,what punishment should I do?
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