You’ve been a naughty boy. You’ve lied, cursed, showed up late to work and neglected important obligations. You’ve gotten piss drunk, raised your voice to a woman, continued bad habits and been disrespectful. You’ve subsisted off of pizza and junk food, failed to exercise, and watched porn and played with yourself without Miss Jessica’s permission.
Glance back over this week’s events and I’m sure you’ll agree: you haven’t been all that you could be. Uncle Sam might send you to boot camp to learn some discipline – Miss Jessica sends you across those pillows with a bath brush and a strap in your hand.
Confess 1 or 2 naughty misdeeds in the comments section of this post and I’ll assign you a bare-bottom whipping that fits the crime.
I’m going to whip your ass into next week with some sound bare-bottom chastisement.
Tell me why you’ve earned it.
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Miss Jessica, you’re right … I’ve been masturbating without your permission.. Also, I’ve been smoking cigarettes and eating junk food…. I confess and will perform whatever punishment assignment you assign …. John W
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10 hard slaps on each side, and report back on your behavior of this week!
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Hi Miss Jessica. Thank You for that … I used a 3” X 12” wooden paddle with 11 holes in it. It’s one I recently bought from Caneiac. They call it “The Trembler”. Very accurate name if swung hard… And I promise You, thanks to You motivating me with this assignment , I DID swing it hard…
It hurt a lot but I do still feel I should confess to You that I’ve still masturbated every night so far this week… It might take a more severe paddling assignment from You to curtail that …. Your call though … 🙂
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Hmm, that depends- how often do you do you it, once or more often per night?
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Good question Miss Jessica… You truly are deliberating about this this I see. 🙂
I do it once per night … Usually while watching either a free or a purchased spanking clip.. and many times following my own self spanking session.
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My pleasure!
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I usually show up at one ladys house about 15 minutes later than time i say , it just happens, she is not mad , but glad i show up to do repairs for her.
Like last week got there 15 minutes late her neice 15 was waiting at door when i got there , she said about time.
I said sorry Miss. She said get in here and in corner for 30 minutes. No moving or i will put a bar of soap in your mouth. So i did , and was not long till she lathered up a bar of soap and shoved it in ,and then facing corner with hands on head. Felt terrible now being treated like that by a 15 year old.
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Stay up way to late watching spanking porn, and I’m not good with my money witch causes me to be late on bills!
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Been watching to much porn and being late to work!
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Slap yourself for doing so!
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Dnt feel like I learned anything by doing that!
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Yes!
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I’ve misbehaved frightfully this week. I’ve been fractious and impudent and willful, and just generally naughty. After this, I went right to Amazon & bought your book.
Still, my behavior can’t go unpunished.
I have to be sort of quiet with the smacking sounds—cheaply built building—but I put the following implements at your disposal: a thin school cane (very light), a thicker cane that’s been twisted into a loop, a martinet (brand name ‘loopy johnny’), and a long-handled bath brush. And a piece of ginger.
Remorsefully, on tenterhooks,
Michael
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Hi Miss I must confess to having been rude to a few lady’s this last week! not cleaning up after my self! and have had sex with ones self once to often as well. My mouth has been horrible and some very bad words have come out. As I have said in another post of my bad behaviour and confession I need to be punished and given some Attitude Adjustment.
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What? You’re supposed to be nice to the ladies- 15 swats with a long implement, e.g. a paddle, on your ass, the next three days.
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Hi Miss Jessica I have just done day one! with 15 very high hard Swats! with a hard wooden paddle and am sitting on a very sore bottom, it is Thursday and will do this ending on Saturday. Yes I know I have been most rude and there is never any excuse for bad mouth with ladies around and I’m almost always the other way! but I have no excuses for the way I have been behaving of late. Thank you Miss Jessica for my punishment and putting me strait with Adjusting my attitude of late! especially with the ladies.
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It is Saturday and Punishment is complete Miss Jessica after 3 days! I have given my self my last 15 hard swats, with the hard wooden paddle on my bear behind! and I shall be watching my attitude and tongue closely this week I promise you. Thank you for my punishment instruction I was out of line and your instruction has done me a lot of good.
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That’s good to hear. Report back next week.
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Been faping a lot, not doing my homework and yell to my granny
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??? What kind of disaster are you??? Ground yourself with 30 swats today, and 20 tomorrow.
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Mistress i insulted some close friends. Plz correct me. I need strict punishment.
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50 swats today and tomorrow!
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I just completed my today’s 50 swats. it was my first punishment instructef by you. m feeling much relieved now. I promise to obey your every instruction. I will always share my every minute mistake even. I request you to never forgive my any minor mistake without punishing me. In this way i will become a good human. M really thankful to you becausr you r doing a wonderful job. Though m not a christian, yet merry christmas to you. Pls make me a good human by correcting me. I will report you tomorrow after my second 50 swats punishment.
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Nader, I read that you completed it. Good! Check out the blog frequently and report on your future progress , too.
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I have completed my 2nd day 50 swats now. Thanks for punishing me.
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Good.
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My pleasure!
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Mistress i made a blunder yesterday. I appeared in a job interview and made some blunders. Later i noticed i was behaving over confidently. Here r my mistakes
1. I interrupted interview panel three times
2. I gave 5 wrong answers of easy questions.
please correct me mistress and punish me according to the gravity of my mistakes so that next time i will become correct. Please punish in the earnest.
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Your wish shall be fulfilled. 120 strokes, as hard as possible with a short range implement.
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I have completed 120 strokes as per your orders. M feeling that my behaviour is becoming more responsible. I have also started to make report like joel does. My bottom is sore now. I promise that i will mot repeat those mistakes for which i have been punished.
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Good. I look forward to your report, too.
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i have failed to exercise, watched porn and played with myself without permission from Miss Jessica. i need to be punished.
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Time to suffer. 200 strokes. At once. Report back.
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Thank You Ms Jessica for the punishment. i have given myself 200 strokes of the cane and am feeling the pain from my naked butt.
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80 swats today and tomorrow! The hardest possible, with a short range implement!
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spanked myself really hard with my shorts down. Thank You Ms Jessica for the punishment.
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Mistress i made a blunder the other day. I appeared in a job interview and made some blunders. Later i noticed i was behaving over confidently. Here r my mistakes
1. I interrupted interview panel three times
2. I gave 5 wrong answers of easy questions.
please correct me mistress and punish me according to the gravity of my mistakes so that next time i will become correct. Please punish in the earnest.
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That merits 75 swats with your hand today and tomorrow. Report back!
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I have completed today’s 75 swats.is it allowed to me to take pics of my red bottom and send them to you?
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Absolutely! I look forward to it.
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Honorable mistress jessica
With youe due permission, i have completed today’s 75 swats too. Am i allowed to masterbate this week or not?
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No! And dare not to even think about it! Report back if you failed to do so.
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With due respect. I have failed. I masterbated today morning. Pls train me for self control.
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Uh-oh.
You’re in for a real punishment.
50 swats with your hand the next 7 days every evening. Make it sting. How often did you wank so far per week?
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I wank 4 times a week. But i want self control. Please order me the wanking schedule. I will obey ur permitted schedule. At which adress i can mail you pics of my sore bottom? I will request you to publish them for other’s motivation. On which date i should submit you my monthly report?
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Your wanking schedule is as follows:
no wanking allowed.
If you get weak, administer immediately 75 swats and report it here.
I look forward to your reports and enhanced discipline (I’ll make you)
Have you bought the guide, it contains the email address.
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No mistress, i have not bought guide because i do not have bank account/ visa card etc.After my job, i will buy it. Today, i administered 75 swats on my bum in order to have self control.
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Good job. No worries with the guide – I look forward to your comments here as well. It seems you are on a good way. A more detailed report on your (lack of) discipline in 2016 would be good, too. I’m compiling a longer post right now on this.
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Mistress i will send you my report 2016 soon. I administered 75 swqts on my bum today because i was too desperate to wank.but i did not and gained control. Please allow me to wank mistress. Howeve I dont want to displease you at any cost.
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No walking allowed. 50 swats right now for the sheer question!
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Respected Mistress Jessica,
Subject: Report of my lack of discipline of 2016
I beg to say please consider my report of 2016 in your record.
CAUSES OF MY LACK OF DISCIPLINE
1. I was not slave of mistress jessica in 2016
2. There was nobody to discipline me
MY PUNISHABLE MISTAKES OF 2016
1. I would daily plan to get up early in the morning and go for walk, but could not execute it in the whole year.
2. I missed 40% of targets of my studies and other activities.
3. I became too much indulged in wanking and watching porn.
4. I was unbridled mentally. My psyche remained unsatisfied.
DECEMBER 2016
I became distant slave of mistress Jessica for discipline. I mentally and physically pledged to obey her unconditionally. She awarded me 2 punishments in response to my rudeness towards other people. Moreover, She became pleased with me when I implemented her orders. She also ordered me to report her my every offense.
Regards
nader
Slave for discipline dated: 21-01-2017
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Good report. 50 swats for recent wrongdoings. I look forward to your monthly reports.
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Mistress jessica
I made a blunder today. Despite your orders about restriction on wanking and swats, i could not hold control and wanked today. First off, i beg to seek your forgiveness. Socond, i request you to award me punishment because the same mistake has happened second time.
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ok, 80 swats now with a short range implement! Make it sting!
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Miss Jessica I am a very bad boy I did all of those things in 3 days
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SHame on you!
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I have been lying to my parent procrastinating my homework and chores. What should I do? I’ve never been spanked so I did it to my self once and it didn’t do anything. What should I use? I have a horse riding crop, sticks or a wooden spoon. I’m scared that it will hurt although I’m sure that’s a good thing and that it will hurt
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I have been procrastinating on chores and homework. What shall I do? I’ve never been spanked so I’m kind of scared. What should I use? I have a riding crop a wooden spoon or some thin sticks(I want it to sting aswell) could you please help me I have to get the chores and hw done and if I don’t get punished I can’t help myself
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MISS Jessica
I’ve been putting my money into the cherry machines and losing it and I live paycheck to paycheck, WILL YOU HELP ME END THIS TRAIT WITH A PUNISHMENT SPANKING FROM YOU?please reply
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Yes, tell your mom to manage your money.
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I have just given myself 120 swats on my bare bum with my diaper down. 50 swats with a home made wire coat hanger cane and 50 swats with a bungee cord made into a loopy John and then I got ANOTHER 20 swats with a shorter home made wire coat hanger cane, MISS JESSICA, DID I DO A GOOD JOB OF SPANKING MYSELF AND ABOUT THE DIAPER, I AM A ABDL AND I PUNISH MYSELF WITH THE CORNER TIME APP AND BARE BUM SPANKINGS. MISS JESSICA, PLEASE REPLY TO ME
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Hi Red Bum
My name is Joel and I am a student of Miss Jessica as well.
When she is not around I often help others with their discipline needs.
1st of all may I give you a few tips to not only help you stop Gambling but save money.
Though I do not gamble myself as I have seen others I was at some stage an impulsive spender.
I now have a piggy bank which I putt all my coin change in which is anything from 5c, 10c, 20c to $1 to $2. Have a wooden spoon, spatula or wooden hair brush by the piggy bank! If you have a feeling of taking money from it! Take the wooden implement instead take yourself to your room or bathroom drop your pants and give yourself 100 stinging hard good ones across your bear bottom and take it back to the piggy bank. Did you know by the end of the month when you take all that coin into the bank! You could have from $60 to $200.Get a fixed savings account and every month put it in! And you will be amazed over 6 months what that turns into.
Next when you draw your pay out of the ATM put $50 to $100 into account saver! And let it grow.
Next do a budget so you know what is coming in and going out before any money gets spent! What’s left make sure you have enough to live on for the week or fortnight.
Instead of however blowing $100 to $200 a week gambling! Use that instead to see a spanking Disciplinarian once a fortnight. Nothing like an extremely sore red backside to keep one in line and on track. I got a serious dose from mine yesterday.
Lastly give yourself a seriously good maintenance self spanking every Sunday.
If you do all these things you will improve your gambling habit etc.
Hope I have been helpful.
Kind Regards
Joel
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The gambling habit is new to my blog … I was thinking about developing a program how to punish these habits…?!
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Hi Mistress Jessica
It would help I think a lot of problem gamblers.
Your loyal student
Joel
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MISS Jessica , I have just given myself a 200 swat spanking on my bare bum for watching porn again and I think that I need ANOTHER spanking on my bare bum. All of my spankings are with a wire coat hanger cane to keep the noise down. Could you please tell me what you want me to do tonight for my punishment spanking on my bare bum.
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Hello, Miss Jessica,
It’s me again, redbum, so I just want to tell you what I did that I have just given myself a bare bum spanking with my home made wire coat hanger cane to my bare bum.
I,redbum got paid 440.00 dollars on Saturday night and right after work I went straight to the cherry machine and put in 200 dollars in 15 minutes, but I hit for 109 dollars, but that doesn’t excuse me from my punishment spanking, if you assign me to do one, but right now my right bum cheek hurts like hell. So Miss Jessica I will be awaiting your assigned punishment of me . Thank You.
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Hello Miss Jessica,
My name is Renji and I have a lot of bad habits. The Major ones including habitually lying to people, friends and family included, and an unhealthy sleeping schedule in which I stay up all night masturbating half the time. I dont know what I should do to punish myself, and am awaiting your punishment for me
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One hour in the corner NOW!
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Hello Again Miss Jessica,
After seeing the post I stood in the corner for an hour, but then ended up staying up late masturbating anyway. Im sorry for my poor performance.
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Hello Miss Jessica,
I have a habit of habitually lying to myself and my family, and I have a nasty habit of procrastinating on anything I have to get done, most recently my applications to college.
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